Wednesday, September 3, 2008

(The rather inappropriate) Shaggy Dog Story

"Dad I am leaving!"
"Alright, be home before twelve please!"
"But Dad it ends at twelve, and it takes over a half an hour to get home. Plus, I have to drop off Crystal home and..." (his voice trials off)
"Nope, be home before twelve."
"But dad..."
"No son! If I have told you once, I have told you a hundred times. Always remember: age before booty!"

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