Five ways to deal with: "Flies in the Soup"

1. Delighted, she places the fly in her mouth, slowly letting the soggy warm carcass dissolved in her mouth.

2. Completely aghast, she grabs her mouth with her left hand and her undulating stomach with her right, and belches her soup across the dinner table.

3. Mrs. Fulton carefully spoons out the fly, sets it down next to her china bowl, and proceeds to eat the steaming pea soup.

4. Running to the kitchen, she desperately grabs a set of chop sticks and grabbing the fly by its rear leg, slowly lowers the fly in a small plastic box. Running to the living room, she opens a chest drawer and adds it to the other dozen creatures found in previous pea soups.

5. She swaps bowls with Mr. Fulton.